"Not all men are created equal, only the finest are involved in agriculture"
"It's hard bein' a cowboy. If a guy gets run over by a truck, his buddies feel sorry for him, but if a cowboy gets run over by a horse his buddies laugh"
"Some days ya just can't get it into second no matter how much ya double-clutch it"-Crazy Cooter
"its simple, its mind over matter. When your outta your mind, it don't matter"
"an apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough" Steven Colbert
Luke: You ARE aware this road goes to Dry Creek?
Bo: I AM aware this road goes to Dry Creek.
Luke: You are aware there's no way to get OVER Dry Creek?
Bo: [Stepping down on the gas, grinning] I am aware there is ONE WAY to get over Dry Creek!
Luke: Oh, Lordy! We're gonna die!
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